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Cocktail Recipes

Cocktail Recipes

Good cocktail recipes are valuable indeed - the right proportion of ingredients in the mix will result in drinks that tickle the tastebugs and bring a slightly tipsy smile to everyone's lips. But please - after you've had a couple, don't go all Tom Cruise '88 and try to get fancy with your pouring technique - this isn't a movie, and you're just going to make a mess ... and maybe hit somebody with a vodka bottle. However, feel free to recite his lovely poetry as you bring these delicious alchoholic recipes into existence:

"I am the last barman poet / I see America drinking the fabulous cocktails I make / Americans getting stinky on something I stir or shake / The sex on the beach / The schnapps made from peach / The velvet hammer / The Alabama slammer. / I make things with juice and froth / The pink squirrel / The three-toed sloth. / I make drinks so sweet and snazzy / The iced tea / The kamakazi / The orgasm / The death spasm / The Singapore sling / The dingaling. / America you've just been devoted to every flavor I got / But if you just want to got loaded / Why don't you just order a shot?"