20 Decadent Desserts to Eat Like Nobody's Watching

By Burn The Wine
Created February 23, 2017
20 Decadent Desserts to Eat Like Nobody's Watching
Here’s a list of decadent, over-the-top desserts that you can enjoy with zero shame since you are going to work it all off anyway. MORE+ LESS-

If you’re anything like me, you might be wondering what the heck just happened; 2014 seemed to just fly right by. How are those New Year’s resolutions going? 

I’ve heard people pledge to be nicer in parking lots, check out lines and a variety of other queues. And, of course, health. People vow to work out more and harder, people swear to eat less and healthier. And that is totally fine!

Except... fail. It’s almost bound to happen. And if your willpower is going down in flames, why not go out in style?

Here’s a list of decadent, over-the-top desserts that you can enjoy with zero shame since you are going to work it all off anyway. Right? Right?!


1. Better Than Sex French Toast Bake

Dude, breakfast ain’t just for nomming in the wee hours of the morning. Actually, I’m not sure this is technically breakfast – with all the peanut butter, chocolate, marshmallow fluff and yum.


2. Chocolate Cookie Pudding

Rich chocolate pudding, thick and delicious cream cheese and double stuffed chocolate sandwich cookies are the heavy flavor hitters in this no bake marvel.


3. Double-Stacked Cinnamon Roll Cake

Pillsbury™ Grands!™ caramel rolls form layer after delicious layer, separated by the creamiest of cream cheeses and carameliest of caramel sauces. Top it off with chopped pecans if you dare!


4. Better Than Sex Pie

Pillsbury refrigerated pie crust forms the sultry base for thick hot fudge sauce, dark chocolate chips, and sweet and soft cream cheese. And if that wasn’t rich enough for you, just complete the pie with heavy whipping cream, thick caramel sauce, whipped topping, chocolate-covered toffee bits and mini peanut butter cups.


5. Indulgent Chocolate Torte

A rich chocolate cake smothered in dreamy chocolate and caramel sauces, topped off with delicate chocolate curls and toasted peanuts. Oh yes, you are worth it and you do deserve it!


6. Rocky Road Cookie Pizza

Use Pillsbury™ refrigerated chocolate chip cookies to form the decadent cookie pizza crust. Top your pizza off with marshmallows, peanuts, chocolate chips, then drizzle sweet caramel all over those cookie slices for maximum yum!


7. Decadent Cherry Mousse Brownies

Betty Crocker™ fudge brownie mix is elevated to the highest level of deliciousness when you add white baking chocolate, Betty Crocker™ Rich & Creamy cream cheese frosting, drained maraschino cherries and semisweet chocolate chips to the mix.


8. Fudge Lovers Strawberry Truffle Cake

Betty Crocker™ SuperMoist™ chocolate fudge cake mix and rich creamy ganache get all dolled up with sweet, fresh strawberries. I mean, just look at this sweet number.


9. Better than Sex Pancakes

Classically delicious, hearty golden pancakes are topped with hot fudge, ooey-gooey caramel, chocolate chips and mini Reese’s™ peanut butter cups elevate this dish out of the boring breakfast category and to the height of taste-acular sensation.


10. Ultimate Turtle Cookie Bars

Betty Crocker™ chocolate chip cookie mix is the base on which you build the most extreme, most chocolatey, caramelly cookie bar this world has ever seen. Marvel and tremble before the bookie bar!


11. Hot Chocolate Bundt Cake

Okay, so the description says that this beauteous chocolate monster can be “placed on the dinner table to enjoy with family and friends” and what I think they really mean is you can just take the entire cake with you into your pillow fort and eat it while enjoying a movie marathon. That’s how I read that anyway.


12. Creamy Orange Chocolate Truffle Bars

A sweet, white puff of citrus-flavored mascarpone cheese delicately balances atop a dark chocolate and orange marmalade truffle layer, supported in all by the simple yet palate-pleasing cookie bar base.


13. Better Than Sex Cupcakes

Not sure you can handle a whole Better Than Sex Cake? Maybe you feel like that might be just a little too much satisfaction? Well, try these super-rich, super-sweet cupcakes for a handful of delights!


14. Caramel Peanut Popcorn Squares

If these were in my house, I couldn’t be expected to exhibit any sort of moderation in terms of my nomming behavior. Caramel, melted marshmallows, crunchy peanuts and semi-sweet chocolate – oh my.


15. Dulce de Leche Banana Rum Pie

Rum-flavored banana custard, so rich and creamy, topped with dulce de leche milk caramel spread and pirouette cookies? This pie rocks off all the socks.


16. Pity Pancakes

The pity is that there aren’t words in the human language to fully express the goodness and glory of these magical pancakes. There are potato chips – potato chips – Nutella™ and BACON to name a few of the amazing ingredients in this fantastic treat.


17. Easy Muddy Buddies™ Snickerdoodle White Chocolate Fudge

These easy and adorable little fudgy delights are lined up like little square soldiers, destined to please your sweet tooth. Onward, little Muddy Buddies, onward!


18. Decadent Chocolate Cake with Raspberry Sauce

I don’t even know what a springform pan is but if you can use it to usher such culinary decadence as this into the world, I say let’s make sure everyone has at least 5 on hand always. Because of reasons.


19. Mocha Mousse Puffs

Such elegance and richness of flavor! These look hard but the clever secret is that you’re using Pillsbury™ refrigerated crescent dinner rolls to make those flaky tasty puffs!


20. Better Than Sex Chex™ Mix

Yes! For the hedonist seeking bite-sized pleasure, just make this ridiculously yummy Chex™ mix and proceed to eat it by the fistful!