18 Questions to Ask a Sandwich

1. Why are you so awesome?

2. Do you prefer the crusts on or off? 

3. What’s your favorite condiment?

4. Do you secretly hate when pitas are called sandwiches?

5. Diagonal or in half?

6. Do you enjoy a dip in au jus as much as we do?

7. Is the Monte Cristo the most noble of sandwiches?

8. Which do you enjoy saying more: ciabatta or focaccia?

9. Do you consider “open-face” an invasion of privacy?

10. How do you really feel about bologna?

11. Do you ever feel like you’re on a roll?

12. Are sliders accepted in your society?

13. Who’s a better wingman, soup or fries?

14. Ice cream sandwiches—can we get a high five?

15. Does being called a submarine give you a big head?

16. Which is your favorite: B, L, or T?

17. Do you worry about coming off a bit cheesy?

18. That’s a wrap!